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Some Facts About Fish:
compiled by GuyFlash

1) The skin of a fish is inside out. FACT
2) All fish are allergic to water. FACT
3) Fish have no eyelids, to clean their eyes, fish urinate on them. FACT
4) If you hold a fish upside down and hum the chorus of the song 'Good vibrations' whilst making sure the fish is looking at a map of Norway, the fish will implode. FACT
5) Fish don't breath air, fish breath childrens hope and dreams. FACT
6) Fish will only listen to a Madonna album if played through a packet of ready salted crisps. FACT
7) If you spell 'fish' backwards you get the word 'evil'. FACT
8) 'hippopotamus' is an anagram of 'fish'. FACT
9) Fish are telekinetic. they can move their bodies by the power of their mind alone. FACT
10) Male fish have 38 testes. whereas female fish only have 37. FACT
11) every 2.3 seconds, a fish gives birth to a kangaroo. FACT
12) A fish's diet will include the following;
- Tigers
- Whales
- Passing Digital radios
- Kangaroos (fish always devour their young, thats why you never see the water kangaroos)
- 48 year old men called 'Peter' (the fish aren't picky about the surname as long as it doesn't begin with a 'J')

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FACT

13) For every eye a fish has, it has twelve eyes. the average fish has 38 eyes. FACT
14) This set of facts was actually compiled by a fish. FACT
14) Fish don't believe in numbers after 14. FACT
You may have heard that we know very little about what exactly goes on in the deep blue sea, here is a compilation of recently discovered facts about fish.
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XeonartOmega Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
That explains a lot
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sweetsongbird Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Student Writer
Haha I loled (:
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Choc-Cheese Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2009  Student General Artist
OMG! FISHTASTIC! I am going to watch my fish suspiciously from now...
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P680 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2008
Aha, that makes some things a bit more clear.
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TsuKi-PanDa Featured By Owner May 5, 2007
:rofl:
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Insaniac1126 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
this is... hilarious. thank you!!!
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ironicallie Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2006
5) Fish don't breath air, fish breath childrens hope and dreams. FACT

is that what happens to lost innocence... i suppose we really shouldn't be blaming the media anymore, wooo
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tul Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2006
Okay, enough about fish...
What about Harry Potter
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MiidehGrl Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2006
o0
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CierraMyst Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2006
Hm. Evil... Evill... Fish... Yeah, I guess that's right!
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