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Some Facts About Fish:
compiled by GuyFlash

1) The skin of a fish is inside out. FACT
2) All fish are allergic to water. FACT
3) Fish have no eyelids, to clean their eyes, fish urinate on them. FACT
4) If you hold a fish upside down and hum the chorus of the song 'Good vibrations' whilst making sure the fish is looking at a map of Norway, the fish will implode. FACT
5) Fish don't breath air, fish breath childrens hope and dreams. FACT
6) Fish will only listen to a Madonna album if played through a packet of ready salted crisps. FACT
7) If you spell 'fish' backwards you get the word 'evil'. FACT
8) 'hippopotamus' is an anagram of 'fish'. FACT
9) Fish are telekinetic. they can move their bodies by the power of their mind alone. FACT
10) Male fish have 38 testes. whereas female fish only have 37. FACT
11) every 2.3 seconds, a fish gives birth to a kangaroo. FACT
12) A fish's diet will include the following;
- Tigers
- Whales
- Passing Digital radios
- Kangaroos (fish always devour their young, thats why you never see the water kangaroos)
- 48 year old men called 'Peter' (the fish aren't picky about the surname as long as it doesn't begin with a 'J')

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FACT

13) For every eye a fish has, it has twelve eyes. the average fish has 38 eyes. FACT
14) This set of facts was actually compiled by a fish. FACT
14) Fish don't believe in numbers after 14. FACT
You may have heard that we know very little about what exactly goes on in the deep blue sea, here is a compilation of recently discovered facts about fish.
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:iconxeonartomega:
XeonartOmega Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
That explains a lot
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sweetsongbird Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Student Writer
Haha I loled (:
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Choc-Cheese Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2009  Student General Artist
OMG! FISHTASTIC! I am going to watch my fish suspiciously from now...
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:iconp680:
P680 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2008
Aha, that makes some things a bit more clear.
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:icontsuki-panda:
TsuKi-PanDa Featured By Owner May 5, 2007
:rofl:
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:iconinsaniac1126:
Insaniac1126 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
this is... hilarious. thank you!!!
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ironicallie Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2006
5) Fish don't breath air, fish breath childrens hope and dreams. FACT

is that what happens to lost innocence... i suppose we really shouldn't be blaming the media anymore, wooo
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tul Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2006
Okay, enough about fish...
What about Harry Potter
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MiidehGrl Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2006
o0
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:iconcierramyst:
CierraMyst Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2006
Hm. Evil... Evill... Fish... Yeah, I guess that's right!
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Infradead Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2006
You learn something new every day...
Hilarious :D
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The-Shadow-Master Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2006  Student Filmographer
ahh it all makes sense now, since the pronumeral of e in the equation e = mc2, is greater than or equal to fish, and where m = water and c = kangaroo! i can't believe i never thought about it until now!
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Lisbon-Daysleeper Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2006
Couldn't find a map of norway to experiment with, doesn't work with sweeden.

The word is no longer insane, I believe the word is pythonesque


Monty python fan at all?
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GuyFlash Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2006
hehe, i wonder if i could do a dead fish sketch :P
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squallmuzza Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2006
Yes that is sublime. One of the most random things I've read in a long time. Digestive biscuits sure make up a big part of the fish huh? Is that why you get bits of fish stuck in your teeth?
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:iconguyflash:
GuyFlash Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2006
yep, also cuz of the square shaped coins from mars (don't try to understand, the exchange rate is just plain crazy!)
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:iconoctanehedgie:
Octanehedgie Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2006
...What the SMURF is wrong with you!? Letting a fish type!?
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:iconguyflash:
GuyFlash Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2006
don't look at me, I left the top off the fishtank and forgot to logout, when I come back theres water all over the keyboard and the fish is hiding behind the pastic castle...
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Octanehedgie Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2006
....You know what you did!
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Daniel-Hunt Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2006   Interface Designer
This is pretty funny, and I expect the hospital will be recalling you for transfer to the mental department. FACT =P
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FlameReaper Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006
ok lets start with the obvious comments.......the fuck were you thinking? are u on drugs?

now for the real shit. Funny stuff dude but you will never beat the chuck norris facts. never. Howver these were damned funny nice job. :) :+fav:
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GuyFlash Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2006
thanks :D
also it may be the affect of the painkillers =/ though I have been planning these for some time...
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painisenjoyment Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006
dude? what'd they do to you in that hospital???
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GuyFlash Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006
on every hospitals board of administrators is a fish, usually five. FACT
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painisenjoyment Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006
i see. five of them? that's a lot. so you're saying they implanted fish eggs in your head? and now the fish control your thoughts and endorse crazy fish activity and/or misleading fish facts. these facts will undoubtedly lead to the great takeover, at which time the fish will catch humans at their dumbest, weakest moment, when they know nothing but untruth about their enemies, the fish. they'll disable our communications. before we have a chance to see what's going on, more crazy fish facts will erupt, such as "speaking gives them POWER!" so we never speak again. ever. not about what's going on, what happened, or what may happen in the future. with all communication severed, there's nobody to spread the word, and the sea creatures are free to put fish egss in everyone's heads, enabling them to control everyone. then, oh god, the unthinkable! humansticks! they'll be chuckling "fishsticks, my ass! you meaty bastards." as they bake us at 350 and greedily devour our flesh.

i don't want it, man. i don't want it. :(
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GuyFlash Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006
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yes
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FACT
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flushgordon Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006
guyflash has just come out of + hoss piddle +. It seems that when they removed the exploding toenail they also removed the brain cell that kept everything under control.... take your pills... medicatioo o
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n...
I know cos i was there......
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GuyFlash Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006
fish do not believe in parents. FACT :P
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Manga-Otaku Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006  Professional Digital Artist
Wow.

This is almost as bad (good?) as the random facts of chuck norris.
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GuyFlash Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006
chuck norris invented fish before we was born the third time. FACT
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:iconmanga-otaku:
Manga-Otaku Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006  Professional Digital Artist
Ah.

Fish actually know the real secret of life, the universe, and everything. FACT.
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GuyFlash Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006
fish, cheese, bacon and pillowcase. FACT
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:iconmanga-otaku:
Manga-Otaku Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006  Professional Digital Artist
The reason fish have no teeth is because they exchanged them for eternal life. FACT
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GuyFlash Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006
the tooth of a fish is worth the price of two fish teeth. FACT
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:iconmanga-otaku:
Manga-Otaku Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006  Professional Digital Artist
O.o
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:iconguyflash:
GuyFlash Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006
the emoticon for fish is {''}<
... FACT
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UTGrim Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006
HAHAHAHA!!!!! :lol: OMG!! I'm laughing so hard right now!! Wow! :+fav:
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GuyFlash Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2006
hehe, thanks... I'm allready cookingup some more facts :D
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