Some facts about fish

Some Facts About Fish:
compiled by GuyFlash

1) The skin of a fish is inside out. FACT
2) All fish are allergic to water. FACT
3) Fish have no eyelids, to clean their eyes, fish urinate on them. FACT
4) If you hold a fish upside down and hum the chorus of the song 'Good vibrations' whilst making sure the fish is looking at a map of Norway, the fish will implode. FACT
5) Fish don't breath air, fish breath childrens hope and dreams. FACT
6) Fish will only listen to a Madonna album if played through a packet of ready salted crisps. FACT
7) If you spell 'fish' backwards you get the word 'evil'. FACT
8) 'hippopotamus' is an anagram of 'fish'. FACT
9) Fish are telekinetic. they can move their bodies by the power of their mind alone. FACT
10) Male fish have 38 testes. whereas female fish only have 37. FACT
11) every 2.3 seconds, a fish gives birth to a kangaroo. FACT
12) A fish's diet will include the following;
- Tigers
- Whales
- Passing Digital radios
- Kangaroos (fish always devour their young, thats why you never see the water kangaroos)
- 48 year old men called 'Peter' (the fish aren't picky about the surname as long as it doesn't begin with a 'J')

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13) For every eye a fish has, it has twelve eyes. the average fish has 38 eyes. FACT
14) This set of facts was actually compiled by a fish. FACT
14) Fish don't believe in numbers after 14. FACT